Low Rider Lawn Mower
Massey Assassin: This Massey mower with the ever-attractive matte black paint job takes mowing your lawn to new, cool heights. Or shall we say lows, because this mower is a low, low-rider. We’ve got to imagine the guy using this to mow his lawn lives in Kansas and has no trees anywhere near his yard. Because if this thing had to tackle hills or tree roots, it would be done for. But simply as a crazy cool lawnmower, we love it.