No One Likes A Sloppy Road
Sloppy roads are just gross, plain, and straightforward. No one likes them, but sometimes they are all we’ve got. And before you ask, no, we do not actually know what this is. But we can grasp the sentiment, at least. We think they meant to write “slope.” However, “sloppy” is much more fun. The road would also be named “Joe” in an ideal world. That way, you would be driving on “sloppy joe.” We would definitely laugh at that prospect.