You Really Have To Watch Out For Cows
Cows may appear innocent and non-threatening, but they are 2,000 pound animals with horns raised for meat. There are bound to be some anger issues, and an angry cow is little more than a 1-ton meat missile. Watch yourself next time you are driving through cow country. We guess this is revenge for all the cow tipping. They want to tip everyone’s car. We think the only way to defend ourselves is to eat more chicken. At least that is what all the advertising is showing us.