That’s Oddly Specific
It is weird, of course. We would like to know where these beachgoers got the waffles and why someone felt the need to create a warning sign. We assume that someone was uniquely traumatized by the combination of nude strangers and waffles, but there is a story that really needs to be told. Maybe there is only one breakfast place on the beach with waffles, or maybe waffles are complimentary. So, many possibilities, but we think it is best left up to our imagination. The truth might be gross.