We Rarely Wood
This joke only really works if these boats are right next to each other. If separated, the readers would have no context for humor. “Wood Too” and “Wood Not” refers to “Would Too” and “Would Not.” Instead of using the verb, the owners used the noun” wood,” which is the fibrous material that makes up trees and branches. Since the boats are wooden, that makes the titles pretty funny. So we’d have to agree with “Wood Too.” If these fell under “Wood Not,” they’d be entirely different boats.