50 Funny Boat Names You’ll Love

Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter

Stop, just stop. The boat name “Wasted Seaman” talks about lazy sailors who are not living up to their full potential. Any other interpretation is wrong and baseless. We cannot stress this enough. Sometimes being a part of the crew is complex and challenging. We imagine not having seamen to help keep things running up to code will lead to the vessel’s failure, and… you all are still making jokes. Despite the article’s name, we are serious about having and maintaining a good crew if anyone plans on buying a boat.