30 Funniest T-Shirts We Could Find
We actually laughed out loud when we saw this shirt. It’s hilarious and heartfelt at the same time. Also a weird fact, rhinoceroses, we mean err unicorns come from the same biological order as horses called Perissodactyla or odd-toed ungulate.
They even share an extinct common ancestor called cambaytherium. So, in a way, rhinos really are a horned unicorn. If you love to see people smile, trust us, and get this shirt. It’s available on Amazon for men, women, and youth, and it comes in a variety of colors.
First, thou shalt call this a hammer. Not a drill. A hammer. A hammer shalt be the term thou call the item on thy shirt, and the term of the item shall be called a hammer. A drill shalt thou not mention, expecting that thou then proceed to say hammer. A wrench is right out. Once thee say hammer, being the term, be reached, then thy shalt correct thy foe who, being naughty, says drill and will snuff it. Well, you’ve got that right—no need to hammer this point home.
There’s hope, for sure! No matter how you want to look at it, since there are molecules everywhere, your glass is always full. In the example on the shirt, the glass is filled with 50% air and 50% water. Even if the glass is void of water, it will contain 100% air meaning it is filled no matter what. So you essentially have no option but to be an optimist.
Do not read the next sentence. Oh, you did it. Why? Some people never follow the rules…oh well. Maybe it is a reverse psychology kind of thing. You know, someone says one thing and you do the opposite. Please do not buy this t-shirt. Did you do it? We’ll have to check and see. Pacers don’t win the next NBA Championship. HeHe, that is a tradition we do not mind seeing broken. Any other requests?
This guy’s got no backbone. He’s a spineless wimp. You never want to turn your back on that guy. See what went wrong and take a step back. We go way back. Right back at you. Guess whose back? It’s the guy’s next to me. Do you remember when I mentioned my spine issue? It was about a week back. Hey, give that back! Do you have a BACKup? Okay, we’re done with the silly puns, BACK to talking about funny t-shirts.
Are you into fitness? Fit’ness yourself into this t-shirt? Haha. We genuinely love the play on words here, and trust us – you’re going to get a lot of comments from wearing this funny t-shirt. Seriously though, we could go for some tacos. Maybe we will wear this shirt on the next Taco Tuesday, and hopefully, we will still be able to fit’ness into it afterward. Hmmm…perhaps we should take another look at the first sentence on the t-shirt.
Let’s take a look at this one. Oh, haha. We see what you did there. We want to say that just because it isn’t a good sign that it’s not a bad sign…but that’s exactly what it is, a bad sign. It is a literal “bad” sign sticking from the yard. If we bought a sign, we’d probably go with a “good” one, but who are we to judge. It may be a bad sign, but it is a funnier shirt.
Get this for one of your kids, and let them duke it out to see who wears it. Or maybe, whoever finishes their chores first gets to wear this funny t-shirt. If you have any siblings, perhaps you buy it, to exert your dominance. Show them who is most deserving of your mother’s affection. You already know who the favorite is, so why not get a shirt to remind everyone, especially your brothers & sisters, what is up.
They can’t make these shirts fast enough! Whenever you turn on the TV, get on the internet, or even go outside, you see the scale of stupidity swarming around every corner. It is a plague, and there is no escape. What you need is something to illustrate your frustration. As more and more dunces tend to proliferate the globe, we must strike back in the form of funny t-shirts—time to join the CSI (Can’t Stand Idiots).
Don’t forget where you came from. Technology has evolved immensely within the past few decades. It’s crazy to think about how many people that are alive today have never held a floppy disc in their hands. But it is important to remember the classics. Now get your Walkman and show off your age as well as your sense of humor with this hilarious t-shirt. Maybe even re-watch that old Blockbuster video you have lying around that you forgot to return.
Can’t touch this. Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh. Can’t touch this. Nor would we want to try. Have you ever pricked your finger on a cactus, it is pretty painful. The spines are basically modified leaves. They are made up of fibers comprised of dead cells. At maturity, spines contain zero to little water and have a high surface-area-to-volume ratio. Ouch! We think the image gets that across in a stylish way. You have to love this cactus tee.
Has your invisibility cloak ever malfunctioned? It is frustrating when you are trying to stay hidden or pull off a prank where no one can see you. Share your grievances with this t-shirt. Let everyone know that you own an expensive invisibility cloak, and it is not working. It’s trendy to put these items under your cloak in case something happens, and luckily we have a link where you can purchase these funny t-shirts.
Scientific and hilarious? What more could you want out of a t-shirt than this whimsical and intelligent design? In case you are not following, the joke uses the word “Periodically” because the image above is a periodic table. We, however, probably did not need to explain that since you are a genius and smart enough to understand chemistry humor. You will absolutely get some remarks and laughs out on the street when you wear this shirt.
There is something respectable about positive sportsmanship. It is something we should all strive for when we face an opposing team. Good game, good game, good game, I hate you, good game, good game. Did you catch it? Haha. Sportsmanship is one thing, but competitiveness is another. Sometimes you’ll compete with that one person who really irks you.
If you’re going to be dumb, embrace it. Math is hard; we get it. Let’s just say you do not want to look back at our past algebra grades. But if you can’t count, hey, the least you could do is try to be funny about it. Plus, it will let everyone know who to avoid passing the calculator to during tax time. Take one step closer to your bad math reality, with this funny t-shirt. If you are lucky enough to have mathematics skills, you could purchase this for someone else to tease them, just be aware the humor may fly over their heads.
Governmental agencies all over the world have been warning about it for decades. The noisy sounds, the beats the instruments create. Weapons of Mass Percussion may just be the end of the world. Loud drumming will be the driving force toward the beginning of the apocalypse, so grab your funny t-shirt while you still can. Tell everyone you know about mass percussion with this shirt because drumming will be the downfall of us all.
I’ve Got Your Back!
It’s always good to know someone has your back!
This is what video games used to look like, folks—8-bit graphics with giant pixel art. Nowadays, you can see the sweat rolling down LeBron James’ forehead on NBA 2K20. You could easily mistake the graphics for an actual game on TV at first glance. Even reality does not look as good as some of the games today. Have you seen Red Dead Redemption 2? But never forget where you came from, video games.
Here is a scenario you may find yourself in, so proceed cautiously. You look around and do not see anybody. So you think to yourself, “There are no rules!” Well, you guess there are still rules…but no one is supervising, then who could possibly enforce them? What are you going to do? There are so many possibilities to choose from. Here is our suggestion, one good rule of thumb: always wear funny t-shirts.
Sarcasm is the practice of using irony to taunt or show disdain for something. We know it all too well. For some of you out there, a loading period may not even be necessary – you’ve always got a witty response in the chamber ready to fire. But regardless of your sarcasm levels, a funny t-shirt is genuinely always a good idea. For the record, the previous sentence was not a joke.
It seems a bit nearsighted, doesn’t it? What is on the shirt is not as much of a plan, but a casual hobby. But, hey, to each their own. If the overwhelming desire to fish in a boat and relax in your retirement strikes you desirable, then this one is for you. Although the picture is kind of vague and we might have been a little presumptuous. Maybe you plan to open a small fishing business.
Are you the type of person who continuously binges “The Walking Dead” or marathons George Romero films such as “Night of the Living Dead” (1968)? Perhaps you have played too much, “Resident Evil.” In any case, you have prepared your entire life for the zombie apocalypse and will know what to do when it rises. Some of us will be freaking out. Some like you will be as ready as humanly possible. Bring it on.
Imagine you are on a small boat, and you start hearing the classic John William’s “Jaws” (1975) theme. You know the one, “duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun”. Your boat starts tipping over, then suddenly a kitten emerges from the water and hops on your deck. Whether you’re a cat person or not, this shirt is pretty clever. It is a play on one of the most iconic movie posters of all time.
If you know, you know. “Joe Dirt” (2001) is a cult classic and downright hilarious movie. It follows trailer trash Joe Dirt as he recounts his search for his parents after being abandoned years earlier at the Grand Canyon. David Spade is excellent in the role, and you could not imagine anyone else playing the character. If you don’t understand this t-shirt, then you need to watch the movie for yourself! In the words of Dirt, “You gotta keep on keepin’ on. Life’s a garden: dig it.”
If you see someone wearing this shirt, he must be doing something right. He works the grill to perfection. He is the one who drives the car. He can fix anything. And rest assured, if you touch that thermostat, you’re going to hear about it! People respect him, and his children obey him. His golf game is also probably pretty good. He is the man, the myth, the legend. He is Dad!
In May 1939, Batman first appeared in Detective Comics #27, created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. He went on to become one of the most popular characters in pop culture, which leaves this t-shirt in a tricky situation. Well…if you buy this, odds are you aren’t Batman. Also the fact, Batman is a fictional character whose true identity is Bruce Wayne. But…can that really be confirmed? No. No, it cannot.
When you see this genuinely awful hand and do not fold, we have the t-shirt for you. If you have a reputation for going for broke every time and are known to never fold, people will get a laugh from this shirt. The 7-2 off-suit is the worst hand in poker. But this 7-2 off-suit t-shirt is possibly the best shirt in poker though just know the impression you are leaving other players when you wear it. As for not folding the laundry, you must truly be a gambler.
Even more widely respected than The Godfather – we present to you, The DogFather. The DogFather does everything for their pet: takes it on daily walks, plays with it in the backyard, feeds it, and gives it pets. Sometimes the DogFather even gets ice cream for their pups as a special treat. All the don asks for in return is a little affection and tail wags. Grab this t-shirt for the dog lover in your life!
That’s hard to do, especially with the fantastic video games offered these days. Also, every gamer knows you cannot pause an online match. Even so, who liked getting disrupted back-in-the-day? Some of these controllers are ancient, but we know you still love them. From the Atari to the Xbox, surely you have some fond memories of these systems. There’s even a classic NES, N64, and PlayStation controller. And who could forget the superb Sega Dreamcast? We certainly did not.
Here are two of the most classic visuals in the history of mankind. One is Van Gogh’s “Starry Night,” which he painted in June 1889 at Saint-Rémy-de-Provence in his asylum room. The second is the two iconic droids C-3PO and R2D2 from George Lucas’ “Star Wars” (1977). When you think of these artists, these images probably are first to come to mind. We bet you thought you’d never see them together. Looking at the picture above, it combines the painting and movie to create a legendary t-shirt.
Welcome to the club, young fella. For everyone who has recently joined the 40-year-old club, we welcome you. You might as well face the facts and wear something stylish. Celebrate your membership into “old-manhood” with this witty shirt. On the other hand, if you are not approaching that age, but know someone who is, the shirt might be an excellent gift to ring in your friend or relative’s next decade of life.
Thank You, Enjoy
You might recognize the graphic on the shirt from your favorite local Chinese restaurant. It looks amazing on a clean white tee, like hers.
You are what you wear. Sometimes you just have to let someone know just who you are from your shirt. Do you want one of these “Crybaby” shirts?
“So no one told you life was gonna be this way”. Were you a fan of the hit TV show “Friends”? You will probably love this shirt as much as her.